INS jokes
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
Fight in the comments.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."