INS jokes
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.