INS jokes
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Look in a mirror.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.