INS jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.