INS jokes
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Why you always in a mood?
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.