INS jokes
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.