INS jokes
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.