INS jokes

Wife

  • I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.

    I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.

    Rooster

  • On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

    I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

    I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

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  • Oreo

  • It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

    Africa

  • Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?

    Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!

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  • Boy

  • What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

    When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

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  • Marriage

  • Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

    Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

    Zoo

  • "Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."