Injury Jokes

What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall

A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.

Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.

What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.

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A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.

The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!"