Infidelity jokes
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Memes
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Memes
Shitpost-master general
When you cheat on your boyfriend with 6 other guys, those 6 other guys outside your door:
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
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I used to take a hundred photographs Just to send the perfect one I felt a hundred butterflies Every time your name came up Three more years than you deserved Nervous when you never were Just one of like a hundred girls You'll never know how much it hurt When I saw her photograph next to mine She had cocoa hair laying by your side You said she's a friend for the hundredth time But I saw your face and your face don't … Read more
Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Le… Read more
ayo jake cheating on me 😭😭😭