The 30+ Best Deception Jokes

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday

I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!

Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!

Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity

Qwen is a liar ( sent with a dance )

i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger

go to a orphange and tell the kids there parents came back as a april fools joke

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.

if the moon landing was fake so is your house

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”