Deception jokes
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Dschoha's wife was accustomed to go out at night to meet her lover, which caused the neighbors to tease Dschoha. Thus, one night he stayed awake until she left, then locked the door and sat down just inside.
Upon returning, she found the door locked. She asked him to have mercy on her and to open the door, but he just scolded her.
Having given up hope for a good outcome, she said to him, "If you don't open the door for me, I'll jump into the well."
Then she picked up a large stone and threw it into the well. Filled with regret, he ran outside to see what had happened. His wife immediately slipped into the house and locked the door.
He made every effort to convince her to let him come inside, but she scolded him incessantly, saying, "This is what you get for staying out all night with your drunken friends!" And thus she succeeded in shaming him in the presence of all their neighbors.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.