What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: a man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
Me: God Bryce do we really have to talk about this again? Bryce: what? Me: Your still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3! P.S. I'm a girl
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it? A puppy you dirty monkey 🐒
What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!" So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
Best pick up line EVER.
there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer
what's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? about 3 inches
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What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit
why was the indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches. Because then it would be a foot. lol i may have peed myself
my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose
