Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it? A puppy you dirty monkey 🐒
three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
