Inch Jokes

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

What's stiff and 6 inches long?

SIDS.

why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

What vibrates and is 6 inches?

A toothbrush.

A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.