Inch jokes
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
My penis is longer than one inch.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.