Inch jokes
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)