My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
Eight Inches
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The broad wants the dude to get down and dirty, right? But instead of doing the deed, this knucklehead literally gives her eight inches... of BRICK! And he whacks her with it! Get it? You're probably one of those guys who asks for extra ketchup and then chugs the packet. Face it, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?
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