Incest Jokes

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home. She realizes she's pregnant, and has a baby boy.

The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

The third year, she's feelling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father1"

Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

So there I was fucking my sister and she’s shouts “god you fuck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister so her got the family discount.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw

So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”