Incest jokes

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.

What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.

Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-

Me: Lower lips.

Friend: I gotta go.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

Guys, my sister's pregnant!

I'm finally a dad!

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Kenny is a comfort snacker.

Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?

Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.