Incest jokes

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.

"I will Always Love You!"

While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.