Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
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I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
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My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding
Incest. When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
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I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
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