Incest jokes
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
I have a crush on my sister!
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me, My mom was 39 when she was pregnant by me!!!
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.