Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
Closer kin, deeper in !
Incest. A game the whole family can play
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Cousins make dozens
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now. He just moved back in with his mom.
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor- Me: Lower lips Friend: I gotta go
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag ? A. She can taste it on her brothers cock.
