Incest Jokes

Incest. A game the whole family can play

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep

Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now. He just moved back in with his mom.

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Closer kin, deeper in !

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home. She realizes she's pregnant, and has a baby boy.

The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

The third year, she's feelling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father1"

Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

Cousins make dozens

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.

So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.