
Incest jokes
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Cousins make dozens.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do you say after committing incest? No Chromo!
