Incest jokes

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

"I will Always Love You!"

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀