Incest jokes
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Mal is from alabama
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Closer kin, deeper in!
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.