Incest jokes

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.

"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.

"Denise."

"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"

"Tom Junior."

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

Incest.

When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?

Incest.

Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

Fun for the whole family!

Next of kin, count me in!

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.