Incest jokes

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?

Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

Cousins make dozens.

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.