Incest jokes
The South.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
your mom
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Oh, brother!
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.