Incest jokes
It's not incest if you're adopted.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
your mom
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
You're gay!
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.