Incest jokes
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
your mom
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
You're gay!
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Marcus is gay.
Female Rights?
The South.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!