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Incest Jokes
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
You're gay!
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Marcus is gay.
Female Rights?
The South.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.