Incest

Incest jokes

Business

Work

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

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  • Sister

    Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

    Baby

    Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

    A: Cum on your cousin's face.

    Alabama

    In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

    Short jokes

    how old are my girlfriends

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

    Rose

    Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

    Pervert

    Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

    He killed his mom and then fucked her.

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  • Girl

    A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

    The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

    Teacher

    I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

    Girlfriend

    When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

    Uncle

    Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

    A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.