Incest

Incest jokes

Sleepover

  • So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.

    But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f

    ... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.

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  • Sex

  • What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

    Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

    Family

  • My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

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  • Dad

  • My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

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  • Box

  • Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

    Daddy:...

    Timmy: Well come on diddy!

    Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

    Both: YEE YEE

    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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