Incest

Incest jokes

Alabama

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Short jokes

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

Rose

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Pervert

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

Police Officer

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

Girl

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

Teacher

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Girlfriend

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

Uncle

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.