I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
"I will Always Love You!"
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Incest is wincest.
