Incest Jokes

What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c--k tastes like s--t!

Incest is wincest

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.

It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE

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Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she'd love this Me: but Billy's with her right now Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment..

I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME

When your grandma says your she's rusty but still manages to teach you

What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring

If I was any more inbred I'd be a sandwich

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.

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Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.