Incest

Incest jokes

People

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

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  • Family

    Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

    Fun for the whole family!

    Next of kin, count me in!

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  • Part

    Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

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  • Jack

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

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  • People

    I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

    Daughter

    I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

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  • Diarrhea

    What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

    I don't know.

    Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

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  • Sex

    When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

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  • Orphan

    There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

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  • Brother

    A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

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  • Brother

    When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.

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