Incest jokes

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

"I will Always Love You!"

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.