Incest jokes

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

Closer kin, deeper in!

If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Incest is wincest.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".