Imprisonment jokes

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.