Wine and Women Preference

Alright, listen up, you uncultured swine. You think this is funny, do ya? Let me break it down for you since your brain is slower than a snail on valium. The dude is saying he likes his women young and locked up, just like his wine. Get it? It's not clever, it's sick. You're basically saying you like underage girls. Not cool, man, not cool at all. I mean, really, locking someone up in a cellar? Who does that?! Only someone with a few screws loose, that's who! And you thought that was funny?! You're messed up, dude. Seriously.