Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
