Imprisonment jokes

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.