Imprisonment memes
Jokes
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
