Impact

Impact jokes

Airstrike

  • What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

    An airstrike.

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  • 9/11

  • When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

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  • Emo

  • If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

    The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

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  • Man

  • A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.
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  • Community talk

  • Something happend today. I cut myself. And it wasn't normal. I felt bad, really bad. It used to always be that I just hurt myself. Now, I hurt someone he loves. He said Please don't do it. I still did. He gives me everything I could ever want, how do I repay him? I hurt the person he loves. I was never able to make a promise, because I knew I would break it. But today I hurt the person he loves, which hurts him… Read more

  • MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,

    The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.

    The community back then was a comple… Read more