"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
