Impact jokes
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Whatβs the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
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People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
I couldnβt understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.