Impact jokes

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.

What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

A stab wound.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!