Impact jokes
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.