Impact jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

People are like trees...

They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

I got hit with a can of soda.

It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.