A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
