A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters
Black matter leaves a impact
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Technically speaking, Urmom/urfather jokes have no affect on Orphans
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
"Sticks and stones break my bones." a crowbar does it so much quicker
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
