Impact jokes
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.