i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
ha! it asked me submit a joke but then i realized im the joke
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
im hertophobic- - aka im allergic to all straight guys
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
What did the cat say when he got mad?
Im hissed
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
Ok im going to be sharing a story that i never shared before.... look in the chat to see whole story.
