Im Jokes

I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan

Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

GUYS THIS IS SO WRONG IM A ORPHAN AND THIS EXTREMLY OFFENDS ME im telling my parents um.......

i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.

so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e

if im ugly at least im not you

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bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that

and your IQ is 5

So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night

Yeah, im made out of DNA ✨ Depression N anxiety ✨

mom said dad had the best pullout game... now im an uncle

did u know im a really fast reader? i can go through a few stories n just a few seconds!

what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)

if im racist to evrybody am i even racist?

i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)

Im the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣