Im Jokes

Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.

So i told the officer

I cant even walk when Im sober

I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)

im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help

*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.

What did the cat say when he got mad?

Im hissed

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

Ok im going to be sharing a story that i never shared before.... look in the chat to see whole story.

Hi stone, im watching

I just stepped on a corn flake. Im officially a cearel killer.

Bully: YOU ARE SO STOOPID Classmate: does nothing Bully: OI, IM TALKING TO YOU Classmate: Oh you're talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”

i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK Whats that? said the orphans attractive brilliant cute darling ellegant funny georgeous and hot Whats the ijk Im just kidding🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣