Im Jokes

comment if im ugly

Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it

Mom: Hey you! what are you doing?! Me: Nothing. why? Mom: your suppose to do your _______ Me that/every night: *sob* Friends: are you okay? Me: yea fine. Me in head: or maybe im not okay...

suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!

im freshfry idk wut alya's problem is but just leave her alone ok? thx

My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?

why does my girlfriend have a dick oh wait im gay

im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton

what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.

My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.

Im going to bomb a little child (im an USA bomber)

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hi im stupid

Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.

hi im a skeletion and i know a skeleTON of jokes

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)