Im jokes

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

I'm serious, what's a "dad?"

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

I'm autistic.

Mom, am I adopted?

What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.