Im jokes

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

I'm serious, what's a "dad?"

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

I'm autistic.

Mom, am I adopted?

What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.