Im Jokes

A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"

The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."

Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.

Me: Gay puns are the best!

Also me: But I'm straight though.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

I'm psychicking your butt.

“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”

A drawing of a distorted, reddish monster with large eyes and a wide, toothy grin. The text above the image reads "me when im" and the text below reads "having a swell time". The drawing also includes a small structure that looks like a shed or outhouse in the background.

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

SUB TO Hi Im Chiranjay

Im back bitches

i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.