Im jokes
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.