Im jokes

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Hi... I'm depressed.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

Impossible? I’m very possible, really!

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Go to community, I'm bored.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.