Im jokes
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."