The Hotline Hangup

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  • Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"

    Responder: "Please hang on!"

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen, simpleton. The responder says "hang on" meaning wait, but to someone ending it all, it sounds like instructions for a rope. It's a pun on suicide. You're probably as slow as a hibernating grizzly.

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