Im jokes
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Hi, I'm new here.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.