Im jokes
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Hi, I'm new here.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!