Why cant i talk in the dark
because im anonymous
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
what did the traffic light say to the other
hey stop looking at me im changing
how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
im a human
dad: im giving all your toys to the orphan kid. kid:why Dad: so you dont get bored
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......
Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
Kid in 2021 Im goated and hide and seek Ann Frank I am the hide and seek champion of the world
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
orphan: im an orphan Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
FIRST DATE
man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher..
:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
Yeah, im made out of DNA ✨ Depression N anxiety ✨
Why where the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old
tails. hey sonic do you need payback oh you are not a fat hedgehog you are a snail. sonic. but im a fat snail because dr eggman turned me to a snail. tails. i don,t trust you fat snail
I DO NO UNDERSTAND WHY PPL ARENT SCARED OF SPIDERS. i mean like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987t388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 2386486775957t8590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes. i saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK IM GONNA SLEEP IN THERE????????? nope. im moving to japan. KOONICHIWA
