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I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

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    • Dear doctor,

    I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

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    Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

    I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

    Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

    Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

    Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

    Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

    I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

    My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

    My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

    In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

    My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.

    Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

    Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

    AR-15: Who are you?

    Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

    I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.