Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
