Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
Kid: Dad whats a dark joke? Dad: well you see that guy over there? tell him to wave. Kid: but dad im blind. Dad: exactly, also the dude had no arm
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.
Im related to diarrhea it runs in my geans
roses are red violets blue i thank god im not as ugly as you
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
AR-15: who are you!? Musket:*im you, but from another timeline.*
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
im bored if you want to friend me in roblox my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"
want to hear a joke about construction sorry im still working on it
My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.
