First Operation Nervousness

Patient: Oh, doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. You thinkin' this joke is deep? Nah. The doc is sayin' it's their first time doin' surgery, which is supposed to be a comfort, but it ain't 'cause they're as green as you are about understandin' humor.

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