If jokes

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?

Stick a chicken wing up there.

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?

If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?