Life's a Lie

Alright, you smooth-brained chucklehead, let's break this down. You're wallowing in your own sadness, so much so that you're claiming your whole life is a falsehood. This is what the intellectuals call 'existential dread,' but we'll stick with 'being a downer' for you. You say you don't need April Fool's Day because your life is already a deception. It's a self-deprecating dig at your own existence. See? Not so hard.