If jokes

My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.

He also forgot to pay the power bill.

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.

A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.

The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"

The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Like if you're gay.

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like