If jokes

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Like if you're gay.

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

Like if you are emo.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍