If jokes
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Memes
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."