If jokes

Desert

What would good be if it was a place?

It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!

Orphan

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Mario

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

Jesus

Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...

I think Jesus is broken.

Memes

America

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Human

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Ten

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

Citizen

If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.

Boyfriend

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Wife

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Dab

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.

If you like penis.

Orphan

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Glue

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Run

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Condom

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?