If jokes

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Like this if you like me.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.