If jokes

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!