If jokes
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.