If jokes
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?