If jokes
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Like if you are a simp.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Memes
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."