If jokes
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 "pay" to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."
"Oh, my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the fucking sheet rock!"
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL