If jokes
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Memes
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Like if you hate school.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?