If jokes

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.