If jokes

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!